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So there's a lot of people chatting, about how today's the best day or the worst day or- anyone care to let the new kid know just what the curse is? Other than a sudden racket, I haven't noticed much difference. 'course, that could be due to my current accomodations- not exactly 'in the action', as one might say.

At least this got people to stop whining about the last curse. Honestly, if you don't want your secret of secrets aired for all to see, maybe you shouldn't have scribbled it into the deities' social network. Find yourselves some normal paper, or- here's a thought- don't write it down. Just some advice from me to you.

[ooc: I can't help myself. Have at him- I'll backdate once my party goes live. ]

Well.

At least I'm out of the bloody basement.

So. Finally got this thing working again, just in time to hear all bloody hell breaking loose up there. Sad to have missed it.

Unfortunately, I've been spending my time chained to a wall in someone's basement. Now I ask you- is that a way to treat an old mate?

'course, I'll admit as much as the next bloke that I floundered a bit- predator like me doesn't do letting his guard down enough to get chained up, not unless he's looking for some special kind of fun. But seein' as this was a supposedly vampire-friendly city, and seein' as I hadn't done anything to anybody, can't say I really expected the calvary to rush in and carry me off. Can't say I expected them to cut back on the stake-to-the-heart routine either.

There wouldn't happen to be anyone willing to- GET ME OUT OF HERE! ....now, would there? This is really amazingly boring and I could use some more smokes.

[ooc: Unless otherwise indicated, all Spike's replies are voice. ETA: Hey, my net is being more than a little wonky, so apologies if I get slow as molasses. D:]

Right, then. Sucked into another dimension, held captive by mystery gods, randomly cursed-- is there anywhere a vampire can go to get properly drunk? That’s the important question. I’m starting to sober up and it really is getting quite unpleasant, so assistance would greatly appreciated, thank you.

[a crash can be heard- probably a bottle smashing on the ground- along with a growl]

[snorts] By the way, the next person to make a Billy Idol joke gets little bits of glass in terribly sensitive places. I’m not explainin’ that again. All I want’s some bloody alcohol.

[ooc: Unless otherwise noted, all of Spike's replies in comments are voice format.]